JoKe.....

I've read this joke yesterday..it is very funny..a young man walked into a supermarket and bought
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner..after that when he walked to the cashier counter to pay the bills,the girl looked at him and said "Single are you?"
The man replied very sarcastically "How did you guess?"
She replied "because you're ugly." :)

ToOtH dEcAy

http://www.damninteresting.com/

The typical human mouth contains a writhing orgy of bacteria. Most of these microscopic organisms are benign, and some are even beneficial, but one particular variety is a conspicuous troublemaker: Streptococcus mutans. These ubiquitous bacteria thrive on sugars in the mouth, which they consume while excreting lactic acid. This acid is responsible for the great majority of tooth decay in humankind because it erodes the enamel and dentin of the teeth.
A Florida-based company called Oragenics may have found a way to rid our mouths of these acid-excreting organisms for good. This would make cavities a thing of the past, and put no small number of dentists out of business. But despite the obvious benefits, there is potential for disaster.

cOoL pUmPkIn FaCtS

http://kids-learn.org/pumpkins/coolfacts.htm

I love pumpkin very much...I don’t know why...maybe it has meaning behind it...hehehe.. I would like to share some facts about pumpkin....giant pumpkin is the largest fruit in the world.. The largest ones can weigh over 1,000 pounds! Pumpkins can vary in colour from white to yellow to orange. Pumpkins also contain vitamin A and potassium. It can be used as ingredient in pies, breads, soups, and other foods. Other than that,it seeds can roasted for a snack.It is used as feed for some farm animals.

" I LAST SAW MY WIFE ALIVE BEFORE TUMMY TUCK"
The New Straits Times dated 24TH July 2008

In Kuala Lumpur, a distraught Matthew Scott Oakley Abdullah broke down in court as he recalled the last moments with his wife. He cried when he told the court how he was by his wife, Nik Rosemawati’s bedside at ICU when various alarm from the monitors started to go off. He claimed that the 2 doctors had failed to use reasonable care and skill in monitoring and assessing his wife’s condition.

Friendship

Every time the moon races the sky,

We think of things worldwide.

We think of things we cannot hide,

Of emotions, trapped deep inside.

With tears in our eyes and fear

In our hearts,we think of the end,

Where it starts.We think about all things,

Discrimination, occurring from nation to nation

When dark clouds bring in the rain,

Still harsh air brings back the pain.

Through all the tears we've cried,

God has promised to stand by our side.